Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Yuletide Mayhem

By Klaus Buck

            War toys are popular Christmas gifts. The irony is obvious. After all, the holiday is the celebration of the birth of the Prince of Peace. Nevertheless, tin soldiers and G. I. Joe action figures (with a kung fu grip) have both enjoyed places of honor under the Christmas tree.

            Always one to maintain a tradition, I’m giving my nieces and nephews catapults for Christmas this year. Not the full-sized variety, of course. I made miniature catapults out of craft (Popsicle) sticks, clothespins, rubber bands, masking tape, plastic spoons, and binder clips.

I found the instructions in the book Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction: Build Implements of Spitball Warfare by John Austin. It’s a commendable tome, particularly in era when the small adventures and innocent merriments have been stripped out of childhood.

I didn’t follow the instructions exactly, but they provided a useful starting point. I gave each catapult a custom paint job. For example, the one for my nephew who loves comic book superheroes is painted vivid blue and red (in honor of your friendly neighborhood Spiderman).

They’re powerful enough to fire one-inch diameter aluminum foil balls out to about six feet. While they are unlikely to cause injury, I bet they’ll start a few fights between siblings. It’s an uncle’s job to cause trouble…


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