Friday, January 1, 2016

New Year's Resolutions

Wake up with the intention of being good.
Help someone on a daily basis, or at least smile at someone.
Don't piss off the brownies that live in your house, or things will go missing.
Be a natural beauty;
If you have no natural beauty visit a beauty counter and seek expert advise.
Make friends with the animals.
Sing everyday, whether you are happy or sad;
It worked for Cinderella, Elsa, Aurora, Snow White, Ariel, and Belle.
Dance like no one is watching.
Find the yellow brick road and follow it.
Whatever you do, DO NOT pour water on any woman with an aggressive attitude, that person may melt.

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